THE $ZOOMER COIN
No utility. No roadmap. Just vibes and a crippling addiction to 100x leverage. Based?
THE DEFI DEGEN
Trading shitcoins on one monitor, playing Valorant on the other. Sleep schedule is non-existent. Claims to be 'analyzing charts' but is mostly just vibrating from energy drinks.
THE 'PLAN B'
The backup plan when the portfolio dips 90%. Putting on the hat and flipping burgers to mine more fiat. 'Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?' (He is crying inside).
DIAMOND HANDS
Bought the top. Watched it crash. Didn't sell. Stoicism level 100. Believes in the community takeover. 'It's not a loss until you sell' is his daily affirmation.
THE MOON MISSION
Laser eyes activated. Fully delusional. Posting 'WAGMI' every 5 minutes. Already picked out the color of the Lambo (Matte Black). Pure, unfiltered hopium.
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The Team
A squad of degens, builders, and memelords dedicated to making $ZOOMER the most based coin in the ecosystem. No cap, all gas.
